...almost as a rule.
Child #2 - "Daddy, are you going to make the pudding?"
Me - "Yes, in just a couple of minutes"
Child #3 (4YO) - "For us to eat?"
Me - "No, for you to stick in your butt".
Child #3 - "Oh"
Child #3 - "To make our butts feel better?" (We have a rash today from not wiping properly, a common thing among four year olds I suppose)
Me - "Yep".
Guess it's time to get off MY butt and go make some pudding. Fortunately it will be Vanilla, NOT chocolate tonight.
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