This week it was a toss-up between some sex letter and a job offer, the job offer edged out the outher one. Here is the best junk mail I received this week.
Nickerson Chemicals Ltd
Mill Street East
Dewsbury West Yorkshire
WF2 9BQ
Nickerso Chemical Ltd
Phone:+44 704 572 3847
Email: nick_chemicalltd1@yahoo.co.uk
Dear Madam/Sir,
My name is Terry Cole,currently working as the Human Resources Manager
for Nickerson Chemicals London,England. It is my pleasure to write to
you in respect of our organisation. Nickerson Chemicals London,England
a leader in the import of Chemical products including a variety of
Organic,Dyestuffs and Pharmaceutical as well as Functional Materials
Chemicals. We deliver competitively-priced, quality products to our
customers in the Chemical/textileindustry.
We have been expanding our clientelle to the
United States/Canada/United Kingdom/Caribbean and we have gotten
some clientover there. We arelooking for trustworthy representatives in
the US, CANADA, UK and the CARIBBEAN. that can help as a link between
us and our clients around the world. We need reliable individuals as
book-keepers or representatives in the US,CANADA, UK and the CARIBBEAN.
But the problem I have is trust, but I h ave my way of getting anyone
that gets away with ourmoney, I mean the FBI branch in Washington and INTERPOL
gets involved. So I would like to know if you will like to workonline from
home and get paid based on a percentage without leaving or it affecting your present
job.
WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU?
At this point, We will be glad if you could work with us as our
representative or book-keeper in the US, CANADA, UK and the CARIBBEAN.
Youwill be working as our payment assistant in charge of collecting and
processing payments from our clients. Since they will be making the
payment in Checks/Money Orders made payable only in the US, CANADA, UK
and the CARIBBEAN, you will be collecting this payments, cash them at your
bank, then be forwarding them via wire transfer. And for this service,
We agree to pay you 10% each of each amount you collect from our
clients.
JOB DESCRIPTION
1.Recieve payment(inform of Checks/Money Orders)fr om our Customer.
2.Cash/deposit the Payments at your Bank
3.Deduct 10% which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.
4.You will then wire the balance via a mode that shall be communicated
to you later.
HOW MUCH WILL YOU EARN?
10% from each operation! For instance: you receive 5000USD via cheques
or money orders on our behalf. You will cash the payment and keep 10%
to yourself before forwarding the remaining balance less any wiring
fees! At the beginning, your commission will equal 10%, though later
it could increase up to 15%, and we usually get paid every week and
sometimes more than once.
ADVANTAGES.
You dont have to go out of your present daily activities in order to
engage in this Job (i.e.you can do this Work easily without leaving
your present Job).This job will only take 3-4hrs of your time weekly.
You will work as an independent Rep right from your home /office.Your
job is absolutely leg al.You do not need any capital to start (non of
your personal funds is needed).
REQUIREMENTS
1.18 years or older.
2. Must own or run a business enterprise.
3.Legally capable.
4.Responsible, Reliable and Trustworthy
5.Ability to receive and follow instructions.
6.Able to check and respond to emails often.
7.Easy telephone access.
IS THIS LEGAL?
Yes it is. As a matter of fact, our lawyers checked all legal
provisions to know if there is any domestic or international law
against businesses or deals in this manner. And they said it is allowed
by all LAWS. So know that doing this work is safe and legitimate. We would be
glad if you accept our proposal. We intend to commence as soon as you are
ready. Just click the reply button to indicate your interest and we
will contact you as soon as possible.Make sure you reply with the details
stated below:
NAME :
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:
ZIP CODE:
MOBILE NUMBER:
OFFICE NUMBER:
FAX:
COMPANY:
POSITION:
OCCUPATION:
BUSINESS NAME:
AGE:
EMAIL:
NOTE:You are to please send us an attached copy of your CV and a
passport photograph for this will be an added advantage on your part.
I hope to hear back from you.
Thanks,
Terry Cole
Human Resources Manager.
WARNING: ONLY SERIOUS AND INTERESTED APPLICANTS/WORKERS SHOULD PLEASE
REPLY.
©2006 Nickerson Chemicals. All Rights Reserved.
Web Design ©2007 Nemark Media.
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A rep for a company that sells pharmaceuticals (among other things)? Dude....step one: sign up. Step two: bring some samples to Helen. Step three: wheeeeeeeeeee!
The pay looks good, too. I've no doubt that this is a reputable company. Opportunities like this don't pass everyday...go ahead and leave the company for whom you've worked for lo these many years. Heh. You can always use your new sidebar pic as the passport photo.
Now there's an idea...
We keep a tab on these crooks. They are relentless in their pursuits of victims.
We keep a tab on these crooks. They are relentless in their pursuits of victims.
I received something similar from a company called Worldwide Express Inc. in the Ukraine. I could not find anything about them on the internet. They want to send money to my Paypal account and I would transfer it. I called Paypal and they could not say that was illegal only that if I transferred the money and then the money they had placed into my account was fake, the money would still be coming out of my account so I would be left holding the bag. It must be a scam. What do you think?