...of a white trash Christmas...
...just like the ones I used to love...
Guess who's pregnant?
No, it's not Britney Spears this time but her little sister Jamie Lynn Spears from Nick's Zoey 101. I guess someone forgot to tell them to put that cock in a sock before they did the wild tango.
According to CNN, Spears, who is twelve weeks pregnant now is advising other teens not to have pre-marital sex. Thanks honey but I prefer to get my advice from people who have successfully used their own...

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AMEN!