I have a very crude sense of humor. You may not have noticed that here :) but it tends to come out at the most inopportune times. I've been to this jokes site before, it's been online for quite some time now but I occasionally forget about it and need a reminder to head on over. Here's one of my favorites from their bar jokes.
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
I have actually heard this before in a slightly different version but it always makes me laugh. I guess there are funny jokes and crude jokes. I tend to gravitate more to the crude jokes.
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Oh, that's a good one! Unfortunately, I suffer from her malady as well.
That's OK because the sneaky little elves that live under my bed have apparently been rubbing it on my belly the last couple of years. I have always been somewhat short and until I hit about 30 I had a 28" waist. It was hard enough buying pants to fit without shopping in the boy's section, but now I have to shop in the fat old short man section, which is even worse.