See that blogger's choice button over to the right? You know, the one that says "This site was nominated blah blah blah". It says I am the hottest daddy blogger. That's because I am and if you don't go over and register at the blogger's choice awards and vote for me I will send my freaky children to your house for a week. Just look at the evidence:

Couldn't afford any dental work but maybe if you vote for me I can.

This would be the day we bought them their new trashbag clothes. Much easier on the wallet.
So you see, you have no choice now. My children are so fucking irritating that unless you want me to send them to you in a box and hold you hostage, you need to take the time to click the fucking button. Top of the sidebar on the main page jack, top of the sidebar...

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Oh. please don't send her to my house :) I will vote for you. Anyway she is so cute :)
You may send her. I want another child to spoil.
Ok, Ok, don't send the kids! I voted! .....But dang your Captcha is tough! I just can't read it!