So these folks were flying from England to Cyprus but ended up landing in Istanbul, Turkey yesterday. Why you ask? The co-pilot died of natural causes in mid-flight! Holy Crap! GB Airways claims that the passengers were never in danger. The freaking co-pilot died for god's sake. Half of the damn flight crew. What happens when the captain has to take a dump?
"Uh...hey, this is your captain speaking. I'm putting us on autopilot over the Mediterranean for about twenty minutes because I have a mean log on it's way out and I need to take a shit. Sorry about that. Hey, anyone have a paper I can borrow?"
Yeah, right.
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