Wonderful Searches...

It's time once again for those wonderful search terms that bring some of you here. It never ceases to amaze me what people will search for on the Internet when they think they are anonymous. Not only are we not anonymous but when you are sent to a web site from a search the terms used are known as is your IP address.

Anyhow, here is the latest list of searches (as in the last 20 minutes)

1. How to make your dick grow bigger. People often come to me for advice on this one. Generally I will tell them that it's not the size that counts but the way that you use it. Most of them tell me I am full of shit so I give them my #1 remedy for short penis syndrome. Chain a brick to it and try to walk around. Yeah, it might make you a pencil dick fuck but will certainly lengthen things (if it doesn't rip it right off). Your results may vary.

2. List of Man-Made disasters. Apparently my post of the Top Ten Man-Made Disasters is #10 at Google. It was a short meaningless post raising hell about the global warming conspiracy and linking to a Time article online.

3. Meredith Emerson. Take your pick. I wrote several long involved posts on Miss Emerson as well as her killer Gary Hilton.

4. Simpsonize Yourself. This was just a post linking to the Simpsonize web site and some photos where I had simpsonized the girls.

5. Deathly Hallows Spoilers.  Hehe. This was pretty funny. I wrote a little post linking to Harvey over at Bad Example and ended up getting a crapload of hits right before the book came out.

6. Cesar Laurean. Of course. I have written several posts about this scumbag.

7. Extremely Long Nipples. Exactly who would want them? I don't think I would even want to see them myself but if you want my advice, see #1 above.

Actually this list is pretty tame compared to some I have posted in the past. Thanks to Google and some of the other search engines for a bit of linky love, hope you found what you were looking for (except for the sick fuck looking for extremely long nipples that is).