So apparently an animal rights group wants the PGA Tour to take some kind of punitive action against golfer Tripp Isenhour. He's facing charges for hitting a hawk with a golf shot because it was making noise as he videotaped a TV show.

He hit a frigging hawk? Dude, I can't even hit the fucking windmill when I'm playing, much less get the thing in the hole. Shit, that's some amazing accuracy. I can think of several people I'd like to bean in the forehead with a well-placed golf ball. I wonder if the guy is available for lessons...