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It has been quite some time since I received spam that I thought was worthy of actually posting, but the email below that I received is a pretty damned good one that I just needed to share.

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How are you.

Am very sorry for you my friend, is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply.As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don't have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL/ASSASINATE you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.

Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told me that he want you dead and he provided us with your name ,picture and other necessary information's we needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are innocent.

I called my client back and ask him of you email address which I didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your life, If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELL ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW. REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY.

DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:30PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD AFTER YOU HAVE COMPLIED WITH MY DEMANDS, THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION.

GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY

Regards

Don bush.

Man, that was harsh...

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Friday Flim-Flam

I'll just post the header of the e-mail from this one as it's the only one that's important...

Wondercum is all natural and 100% safe, as it only consist of highly standardized extracts of fine quality of herbs.

My thoughts exactly.

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Friday Flim-Flam

I particularly like the emails you get with a bunch of damn gibberish that is supposed to fool spam filters. Doesn't work with mine but occasionally the stuff is just so stupid it's funny.

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Treat yourself and your woman to a marvelous, sensual experience.

Introducing the Vibration Ring

Its patented design is both comfortable and washable. The Ring section easily stretches to fit any size and is made of non-toxic silicone rubber material that is both soft and hygienic.

The Vibration Ring features a raised tickler with thinly sculptured ridges especially designed to stimulate her c-spot and a micro vibration motor which produces pulsating sensations through the shaft promoting multiple pleasures.

It's self-powered & has a switch to turn the device on and off as you choose. So you're in control.

[Link Deleted]

Go ahead and sneak a peek, You will never Look Back!

to have made any attempt to measure The assumption simply that more income or means more choice and that more choice, turn, means freedom. Is it time to examine these basic of our political systems- Post-technocratic planning must with precisely such issues, if are to prevent future shock and build humane super-industrial society. A sensitive of indicators geared to measuring the of social and goals, and integrated with indicators, is part of technical equipment that any needs before it successfully reach the next stage of eco-technological It is an precondition for post-technocratic planning and change management. This of planning, moreover, be reflected in our political as well. To connect the super-industrial intelligence system with decisional centers of society, we institutionalize concern for the of life. Thus Bertram Gross others in the social indicators movement have the creation of Council of

Regards

Virginia

Damn, I gotta get me one of those vibrating rings and connect to the super-industrial intelligence system.

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Friday Flim-Flam

I made sure to save several junk emails in my inbox this week rather than just getting the dregs of stuff that I have not yet deleted.

Thanks to Dana X. Bolden at dana@davenportlyons.com for the flim-flam of the week we get to Find Out The Sex Craving All Guys Have! I am sure it's a bogus email addy or even worse, a hijacked one, but here's the short but sweet nonsense...

Chicks always whooped at me and even gentlemans did in the not private WC!

Well, now I whoop at them, because I took Mega. Dik for 4 months and now my shaft is terribly longer than national.

achieve http://nevadaaol.com/

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managers. Leading the pack was George Soros and his Quantum Nolan, the associate editor for news of the Hedge Mar newsletter, who ability to see the play, because small fluctuations against you can have and the other hedge-fund champions.

not exactly an act that could send someone to jail. Still, something

Man, I just have to get me some of that Mega Dik. It makes you type all kinds of funny shit too!

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Friday Flim-Flam

This week it was a toss-up between some sex letter and a job offer, the job offer edged out the outher one. Here is the best junk mail I received this week.

Nickerson Chemicals Ltd

Mill Street East

Dewsbury West Yorkshire

WF2 9BQ

Nickerso Chemical Ltd

Phone:+44 704 572 3847

Email: nick_chemicalltd1@yahoo.co.uk

www.nickersons.co.uk

Dear Madam/Sir,

My name is Terry Cole,currently working as the Human Resources Manager

for Nickerson Chemicals London,England. It is my pleasure to write to

you in respect of our organisation. Nickerson Chemicals London,England

a leader in the import of Chemical products including a variety of

Organic,Dyestuffs and Pharmaceutical as well as Functional Materials

Chemicals. We deliver competitively-priced, quality products to our

customers in the Chemical/textileindustry.

We have been expanding our clientelle to the

United States/Canada/United Kingdom/Caribbean and we have gotten

some clientover there. We arelooking for trustworthy representatives in

the US, CANADA, UK and the CARIBBEAN. that can help as a link between

us and our clients around the world. We need reliable individuals as

book-keepers or representatives in the US,CANADA, UK and the CARIBBEAN.

But the problem I have is trust, but I h ave my way of getting anyone

that gets away with ourmoney, I mean the FBI branch in Washington and INTERPOL

gets involved. So I would like to know if you will like to workonline from

home and get paid based on a percentage without leaving or it affecting your present

job.

WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU?

At this point, We will be glad if you could work with us as our

representative or book-keeper in the US, CANADA, UK and the CARIBBEAN.

Youwill be working as our payment assistant in charge of collecting and

processing payments from our clients. Since they will be making the

payment in Checks/Money Orders made payable only in the US, CANADA, UK

and the CARIBBEAN, you will be collecting this payments, cash them at your

bank, then be forwarding them via wire transfer. And for this service,

We agree to pay you 10% each of each amount you collect from our

clients.

JOB DESCRIPTION

1.Recieve payment(inform of Checks/Money Orders)fr om our Customer.

2.Cash/deposit the Payments at your Bank

3.Deduct 10% which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.

4.You will then wire the balance via a mode that shall be communicated

to you later.

HOW MUCH WILL YOU EARN?

10% from each operation! For instance: you receive 5000USD via cheques

or money orders on our behalf. You will cash the payment and keep 10%

to yourself before forwarding the remaining balance less any wiring

fees! At the beginning, your commission will equal 10%, though later

it could increase up to 15%, and we usually get paid every week and

sometimes more than once.

ADVANTAGES.

You dont have to go out of your present daily activities in order to

engage in this Job (i.e.you can do this Work easily without leaving

your present Job).This job will only take 3-4hrs of your time weekly.

You will work as an independent Rep right from your home /office.Your

job is absolutely leg al.You do not need any capital to start (non of

your personal funds is needed).

REQUIREMENTS

1.18 years or older.

2. Must own or run a business enterprise.

3.Legally capable.

4.Responsible, Reliable and Trustworthy

5.Ability to receive and follow instructions.

6.Able to check and respond to emails often.

7.Easy telephone access.

IS THIS LEGAL?

Yes it is. As a matter of fact, our lawyers checked all legal

provisions to know if there is any domestic or international law

against businesses or deals in this manner. And they said it is allowed

by all LAWS. So know that doing this work is safe and legitimate. We would be

glad if you accept our proposal. We intend to commence as soon as you are

ready. Just click the reply button to indicate your interest and we

will contact you as soon as possible.Make sure you reply with the details

stated below:

NAME :

ADDRESS:

CITY:

STATE:

COUNTRY:

ZIP CODE:

MOBILE NUMBER:

OFFICE NUMBER:

FAX:

COMPANY:

POSITION:

OCCUPATION:

BUSINESS NAME:

AGE:

EMAIL:

NOTE:You are to please send us an attached copy of your CV and a

passport photograph for this will be an added advantage on your part.

I hope to hear back from you.

Thanks,

Terry Cole

Human Resources Manager.

nick_chemicalltd1@yahoo.co.uk

WARNING: ONLY SERIOUS AND INTERESTED APPLICANTS/WORKERS SHOULD PLEASE

REPLY.

Friday Flim-Flam

Got this one earlier.

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FROM THE DESK OF MR.ABRAHIM MUSA

AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER,

INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA,

OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO,

WEST AFRICA.

(READ CAREFULLY AND TOP KEEP SECRET)

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MR ABRAHIM MUSA,THE AUDITTING MANAGER OF INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA BURKINA FASO.DURING MY INVESTIGATION AND AUDITTING IN THIS BANK,I CAME ACROSS A VERY HUGE SUM OF MONEY BELONGING TO A DECEASED PERSON WHO DIED ON 31ST JULLY 2000 IN A PLANE CRASH AND THE FUND HAS BEEN DORMANT IN HIS ACCOUNT WITH THIS BANK WITHOUT ANY CLAIM OF THE FUND IN OUR CUSTODY EITHER FROM HIS FAMILY OR RELATION BEFORE MY DISCOVERY TO THIS ISSUE.THE SAID AMOUNT WAS U.S$25,700, 000. (TWENTY FIVE MILLON SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS).

MEANWHILE ALL THE WHOLE ARRANGEMENT TO PUT CLAIM OVER THIS FUND AS THE BONAFIDE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED, GET THE REQUIRED APPROVAL AND TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE. THE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND WILL REQUIRE A SECOND PARTY OR FELLOW WHO WILL FORWARD CLAIM AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE BANK AND ALSO PRESENT A FOREIGN ACCOUNT WHERE THE FUND WILL BE RE-TRANSFERRED AFTER PAYMENT APPROVAL IS GRANTED.THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDLING HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH FUND REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER TEN YEARS IT WILL BE TRANSFERED INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND.THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASSIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A BURKINABE CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER.

MOREOVER,I WILL NOT FAIL TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE. AND ON SMOOTH CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION,YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS GRATIFICATION, WHILE 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE TO TAKE CARE OF EXPENSES THAT MAY ARISE DURING THE TIME OF TRANSFER AND ALSO TELEPHONE BILLS, WHILE 50% WILL BE FOR ME.I WILL BE MONITORING THE WHOLE TRANSACTION HERE IN THIS BANK UNTIL YOU CONFIRM THE TOTAL FUND IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND I WILL COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR MY OWN SHARE OF THE FUND.PLEASE CONTACT ME MMEDIATELY VIA MY ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS FOR MORE CLARIFICATIONS.

I AM URGENTLY WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY.

THANKS AND BE BLESSED

YOUR'S FAITHFULLY,

MR.ABRAHIM MUSA

Thanks anyway you towelhead motherfucker but I think I shall hold on to my earnings just a wee bit longer.

Friday Flim-Flam

Since I don't have anything "cool" for Fridays yet, and Big Dick got the good one already I am going to start posting the best rip-off or spam of the week. Today's was just received via email and it's just another version of the same tired old bullshit, but I figured I would share it with you.

WILL AND TESTAMENT

Dear beneficiary ,

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.John Ferguson ; I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address stated on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Engr.John Ferguson made you a beneficiary to his WILL.

He left the sum of Seven Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$7,100.000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL.

Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Engr.John Ferguson until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. He was a very dedicated Christian who loved to be involved in charitable projects. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time.

Late Engr.John Ferguson died on the 13th day of December, 2004 at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution.

According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society.

Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavour to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.

I hope to hear from you in no distant time.

Yours in Service,

Barrister Christopher Motley ESQ

EMAIL:motley.esq_2@yahoo.gr

No thanks dude, I don't have any need for it, but I will make sure to post the email so that some of the nice people can sign you up for all kinds of the same crap you sent me and maybe some porn lists as well.